....Amreeka....part 1

Baanke beeehari.. ko US ki univ mein admission mili!!!...... ghar waale.. balle balle!!.. bahar waale thalle thalle..!!! phook chak ke... humm humma ke ... muccha nuu taav de ke ... te jamm ke bazaar deeyan gereeyan laa ke.. sara bank account... khaali kar ditta.. 2 attachee bhar ke Indira Gandhi Intl te aa pujje...

apneyan noo chaddan da gamm te navi jagah jaan di excitement.... na royea te na kurlaaya... par.. eh khayaal si...ki hun zindagi da ek navaan panna shuroo ho reha hai...

Amreeka!!... life of opportunity...where nothing can stop you!.. but yourself. With a thousand dreams and aspirations and hope, our Man friday.. takes a leap...

Fir agge kee hoeya??.....
pucho na .... 18 ghante di flight di ghutan... te baar pawe snow... khulli havawaon ka aadi baanke.... nikleya airporton bahar.... supney swargan de.... lave thandeeyan sahan.... kinna vadda desh hai.... saaf asmaan.... na mitti hai na ghatta hai.... na makkhi na macchar...
rishtey daaran ne ..labh ke... apne car ch dakkeya... te sara samaan laddeya.... te lai gaye apne ghar... full length khirkeeyan te kya sundar nazaare....vaar vaar.. khirki khol ke.. mooh baahar nu kadde... kee kare aadtat to majboor... fresh air lai reha si... te lag gayi sardi... mausam kharaab si... taapman low si... pai gaye baanke beemaar....... ab na to vaid na koi hakeem, insurance naam ki bala ko gale lagaana para....jehre thore bahut sikke saath mein laaya tha... woh sab khatam ho gaye...
Arey Baanke lal ji.... aap ko itna samjhaya...aapne ek na suni...ab bhugto.... medical amrreeka ch bahut hai mehnga.... co pay deductible da pata nahi kee hai panga... par jehri kise ne keh ti.. uhi insurance lai layi...

Teejay din vichare di flight si, gwaachi gaa wargi plight si.... Las Vegas wich combined si, flight ho gayi miss.... ho gayee Baanke jee di taayen taayen fiss... standby ch seat nahi mili, jehra smaan si paunch gaya takkane.. te baanke aje...vechaare.. airport deeyan khirkeeyan to baar jhaateeyan maare...

Aukhe saukhe.. seat taan mil gayi... ghabraayee haalat wich... terminal na labbhey.. saare tammatri rang de lok disan... rang biraange jhagge... puchan te v jhijake... tuttu futti angreji...aandi si...oh v gaya bhul... puchna si.. wich way to terminal 4... pucheya.. bitch way to 4 ... aa ta ho gaya kamm kharaab... chetti na uthon khiske... saamne terminal diseya.. te layi... shoot... inni lambi line si... par saare ek paase khare si... jado pata lagga ki now the flight is ready for bording.. aa ke morre khar gaye... economy class de passenger... executive class ch varr gaye ... laya kise ne dabka... koi nimma nimma hasseya... hoeye baanke sharmsaar... lag gaye apni kataar ch.

Akhirkaar... hoeye jhaaj ch sawaar... ban seatbelt tayaar... changee taran... pareya instruction manual...je karni pai jaaye kadi emergency... landing... practise v karan noo tayaar si... par afsos usse seat te aap sawaar si...
leya gura da naa le kar gaye take off.... saah taan baand si.. kaan aap hi band ho gaye... baandar waag.. lagge jhaateyaan maaran... upar ke te thalle ke.... wah kya nazaara si... yeh to swarg humaara si... baadlon ke paar they... badalte sansar they.. aur finally.. ghar waalon se satt samundron paar they...
.... to be continued....

wait karen.. adventures of Baanke..part 2 ke liye... Baanke ki emergency landing...